I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, this dude asks the librarian for books about paranoia, right? And she whispers that "they" are right behind him. The joke is that the librarian is acting paranoid, implying that the very books he's asking about are secretly watching him. It's funny because paranoia is all about thinking everyone's out to get you, even your local library books. Maybe that's how you feel when you go to the DMV, lol!