Make him read a book.
Worst Jokes Ever
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
I can't think of any jokes.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."