Worst Jokes Ever
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Daddy, where's my anus?
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.