I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction".
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a "choice". But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called "murder".
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
I like my women like I like my wine, twelves Year’s old, in the basement, and locked up
Men wake up with a boner. Women wake up yawning. Coincidence?
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise
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Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is mestration, Periods, birth... Man: The Men have to deal with Women
How many women does it take to change a light bulb? none they cant change anything
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays? Their place
sometimes women are like bad snacks people try them and then chucks them in the trash
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Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
A teacher asks a boy in her class "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says "The one sucking it." The boy says "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there, she is a black belt in karate, she's blonde , see the bouncer over there he is also a blonde, see the chick over there with that pool que she is also blonde, also I have a shotgun behind the bar i'm blonde, so do you still want to tell your joke? He replies f**k that I ain't explaining the joke 4 times.
