Women jokes
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
Without women, sex would be a pain in the ass.
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
Men wake up with a boner.
Women wake up yawning.
Coincidence?
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
Okay, guys. Today we're gonna read the Women's Rights of 1920...
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Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.