Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained buffoon. You probably think computers get sick like you do when you eat too many berries. The joke is that computers get "viruses" too, but it's a computer program messing things up, not the sniffles. Get it now, genius?
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Hello
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Il try to remember
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hm?
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i dont think i ate yesterday
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...
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What
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Do you maby want to go to the park after school this week with me scooter you and Veronica
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i aint onna eat today \
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cause
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i didnt yesterday
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tired
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incorrect
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Them
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here
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Ill just put a new chat on doc everyday
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someone js did smthin that well
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hurt..
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I told you it was a warzone
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Dont make friends either aprently..
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k.
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virgo nd flappy r standing up for me atm
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wade is just remindeing me im a horrible person to be with
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and a shitty person in genral
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and jasmin my bsf sense forever in the entire fucking world
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is agreeing
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with wade
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chex virgo flappy are the only real people now
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no virgo is fucking real to me
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she will stop once she knows im uncomfertable
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she will listen whenn i needa talk
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she will fucking be there nd help when she sees it can be ''
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its easy to hate
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that like the dirt nd rock layer
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you gotta dig to find the rest
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sent this to jas cause i was betreyd by my bsf once again yay..
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I'm sorry and wade kinda apologized to me
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cause of V
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im pissed at her nd i dont get mad easily
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Why
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cause she was drinking
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and im fully against that
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nd have fucking trauma with that
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nd once i got pissed she was saying I don't care about her but I care enough to get mad
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so i cant
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im fucking done with today
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i just cant
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my dad propused to his gf and they keep taking about It like yeah i get it another person tryna replace my mom another person that will just get the same abuse i do another person to get taken away once i get atached
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i dont wanna go home anymore.
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its not jsut her
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i lose my bsf in the entire fucking worls
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my entier life is changeing infront of my eyes
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and trauma keeps getting brought up
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so i cant..
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i jsut
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nd hurts to move
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Aaden?
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its goin bye bye
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hits sayking hi again
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why?
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why
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i meant tmrw
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Goodnight
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I love you n
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nd i wont sleep though