Mom's Phone Number Request Fail Gone Sexual Edition, Buddy! Haha, owned!!1

Me: Can I get your mom's number?

Friend: Here you go:

Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, dummy. You're so slow, you probably still think the Earth is flat. The joke is that the person asking for the mom's number already has it, implying a sexual relationship with the friend's mom. Get it now, Einstein?

Comments (1)

Anonymous

4 years ago

this guy did something to his mom

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