Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
Listen up, dummy. You're so slow, you probably still think the Earth is flat. The joke is that the person asking for the mom's number already has it, implying a sexual relationship with the friend's mom. Get it now, Einstein?
Anonymous
this guy did something to his mom