Worst Jokes Ever
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger π€
Then it hit me π€§π
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Official orgasm donor.
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Whatβs the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
The best part about Poland π΅π± is that the police lights are different.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Purple.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Two friends are in a hospital lobby. Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying.
Friend 1: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 2: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 1: "I came here for a blood test."
Friend 2: "So? Are you afraid?"
Friend 1: "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."
Friend 2: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 1: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 2: "I came here for a urine test."
Happy New Year! ππππ