Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?
It only took one nail to hang the picture frame.
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?