Worst Jokes Ever
The Stigg is a joke.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating, and I said to her, "You're starting to sound like my wife."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.