Worst Jokes Ever
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
Teacher: This assignment is big.
Student (male): I have something that's big.
Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.
Fishermen are the best at networking.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
These jokes are so dark that their life matters.
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
Gwen, why are you so nice?
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.