Worst Jokes Ever
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Hi 👋 I love you!
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).
A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!