Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.