Worst Jokes Ever
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
Big mummy milkers...
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.