Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.
You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.