Emo Barcode Discount

This joke plays on the stereotype of emos being sad and self-destructive. It humorously suggests that they come with an expiration date, like a product on sale, after which they "get rid of themselves."

• Emo
• Friend
• Dark Humor
• Self Harm
• Discount
• Sale

• Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
• Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store? Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
• How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
• What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist? A barcode.