Autocorrect jokes

I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.

I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.

May he rest in pizza.

Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".

Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!

How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!