Autocorrect jokes
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
"Thank you for letting me borrow your wife."
*darned autocorrect*
"Thank you for letting me borrow your wi-fi"
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
