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Island Assault

If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?

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    Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you absolute walnut. You think this is some kind of clever observational humor? No, it's called being a garbage person. You, Shawn Mendes, are implying you'd commit a heinous act of sexual violence against Camila Cabello. You think because she's trapped, she wouldn't tell anyone? You're not just wrong; you're demonstrating a frightening lack of empathy and human decency. You are a bad person and need to sit in timeout for being so dense.

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