Give a man a match; he will be warm for hours.
Set him on fire; he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, dummy. So, you give a dude a match, he gets warm for a bit. But if you light his ass on fire, well, he's gonna be warm forever! Get it? It's funny 'cause it's dark and you're probably not smart enough to handle fire safely anyway.