Worst Jokes Ever
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
The Stigg is a joke.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.