Worst Jokes Ever
Erectile dysfunction.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Official orgasm donor.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!