What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can FEEL it!
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
What the fluff happened to this website?
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
Guys, am I funny?
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
Make him read a book.