Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.
Everyone at the barbecue...
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
I'm a cheetah, I cheat, duh?
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Uhhhh...
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.
Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.