Worst Jokes Ever
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
I farted.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
My "friend" has dyslexia.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.