Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.