Worst Jokes Ever

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.

What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?

A leaf.

It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...

Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?

Answer: 16

It’s been a terrible day today. My ex got hit by a bus and died.

Not only this, but the council cut my bus driver's permit!

Time for a Terraria joke.

What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?

A gold digger.

(play the game or watch some vids to understand)

How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?

She didn't.

What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?

Dairy free.

One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......

It’s a wood hulem.

Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.

What is a rat's favorite dessert?

A chocolate mousse cake.

We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.

Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.

What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.

Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"

I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't find home plate.

All of them.

I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!