Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."

I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."

Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!

What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?

Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.

My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."

I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.