Worst Jokes Ever
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?
There's no stage 5.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Yo mama so fat,
xbox
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
Orphans got me like: 😂
"Balls" got me like: 😂
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!