Worst Jokes Ever
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
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Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
I killed a man in '94.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.