Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
My "friend" has dyslexia.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
I farted.
Jenga.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."