Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, you got these abortion clinics, right? They, uh, *handle* things. And then you got Uber Eats, which brings you burgers when you're too lazy to move your keister. The joke is, see, abortion clinics don't exactly *deliver* babies, get it? It's dark humor because it's messing with a pretty serious topic. You probably think ordering food is the hardest decision in life...