Plunger jokes
How can you surprise someone who is blind?
Leave a plunger in the toilet.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
How do you surprise a blind guy? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
How do you make a plumber sad?
Kill his family.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.