Plunger

Plunger Jokes

Helen Keller

What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?

She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.

Character

This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.

Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?

They both jump in the toilet!

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  • Helen Keller

    How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

    I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...

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  • Fact

    A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!

    Helen Keller

    How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.

    Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.

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  • Girl

    How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.