Intense Kissing

My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.

Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you dum-dum. The joke is about a kid who walks in on his parents getting it on. At first, he thinks they're just "intensely kissing," but after health class, he realizes what was really going on. It's funny because it's awkward and a little bit traumatizing. You probably still think babies come from storks, huh?

Comments (1)

Anonymous

2 years ago

Is this a real story?😳🤣