What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Hey, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that a calculator said "You can always count on me." Get it? Calculators help you count, and "count on me" is also a saying that means you can rely on someone. You probably need a calculator to count past your fingers, you dumb-dumb.