Calculator's Promise

  • What did the calculator say to the student?

    You can always count on me.

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    Hey, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that a calculator said "You can always count on me." Get it? Calculators help you count, and "count on me" is also a saying that means you can rely on someone. You probably need a calculator to count past your fingers, you dumb-dumb.

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