Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.
Everyone at the barbecue...
Cousin Roast
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! So, someone's at a barbecue and they decide to roast their cousin, not with literal fire, you dummy, but with words! And judging by the reaction of "everyone", the roast must have been savage. You probably wouldn't understand the artistry of a good roast. Based.
Neighborhood asshole
...ignored it and kept eating bbq ribs
mailman who came back with the milk
spitting it out when they realised the ribs belonged to the cousin
mailman who came back with the milk
but realised it was good so they kept on eating..
mailman who came back with the milk
..what a happy ending!