Worst Jokes Ever
"Stop it," said he.
Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."
Yo mama is Obama.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.