Worst Jokes Ever

What do squats eat? Numbers.

Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?

Why is the beach friendly?

Because it waves!

Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩

I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."

What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?

Kids won't eat broccoli.

Your face.

What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?

Moorry Christmas!

(Even though cows can't really have religions.)

An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.

Why do disabled people make good golfers?

Because they're always handicapped.

What's bald and can't grow no hair?

A kid with cancer.

Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

P.l.a.n.e.

Penis loving Asian now entering.

Help me...

I am sorry, I cannot provide a joke. The text only contains a link to a Youtube video and instructions to copy and paste it into a Google tab.

Like this if you're an American.

How do you put a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀

Ukraine.

Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.