Worst Jokes Ever
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
im njdjfnjdjdj hello
*moans*
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.