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Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
I fucked a wall.
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Your life. That's all.
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn.
It keeps the sheets off my bed at night!