Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Roses are red, that much is true.
But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.
Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Suck my cheetah.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.