Worst Jokes Ever
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Doctor: “I have good and bad news.”
Patient: “Give me the good news first.”
Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.”
Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.