Freedom jokes
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German!
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison? I feel like a kid again.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.