After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
Freedom Jokes
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German!
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
