After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard...
Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom..... Until they are flashing behind you!
What’s the only time you can do almost whatever you want
When you have a gun in you hand
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German.
Why do orphans support slavery
They final have an owner
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail
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Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
How is slavery different from Pokémon? There’s different types of Pokémon
i saw a cuban prisoner i asked why are you running from the cops he said IM FREE AT LAST.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there a small medium at large.
What's the same with shoes and slaves? When they get lose you tie them up
What does a pregnant slave and a pay less sale have in common? Buy one get one free
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
The last Words of a depressive Person are:"Yay,Freedom"
