After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom..... Until they are flashing behind you!
What’s the only time you can do almost whatever you want
When you have a gun in you hand
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German.
Why do orphans support slavery
They final have an owner
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
i saw a cuban prisoner i asked why are you running from the cops he said IM FREE AT LAST.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there a small medium at large.
The last Words of a depressive Person are:"Yay,Freedom"
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution but, when I got there they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you Penaldo!
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
What's the same with shoes and slaves? When they get lose you tie them up
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire
Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now
Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me
I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the consitution in freedom of expression
