Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."
Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
Uhhhh...
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).
