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Text jokes

Fat

    • Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.

    Me: I can only see fat.

    Text memes

    Girlfriend

    • Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.

    Get the whip, you're out!

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    • Lie

    • Karien: Don't care. You know what you did.

    Jalie: I don't know what you mean. I did nothing! I'm telling the truth!

    Karien: Sure. So you mean you never texted Oerien last night around 2:00 AM?

    Jalie: NO, I NEVER DID THAT!

    Karien: Jalie, stop the story telling. You were the one who had my phone yesterday. Just stop.

    Game

    • If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.

    Mom

    • Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.

    Mom: Did you finish your homework?

    Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.

    Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.

    Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!

    Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.

    Son: That was cruel!

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    • Relationship

    • 1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you鈥檙e beautiful, let鈥檚 get married!!

    2nd graders: Uhh, don鈥檛 tell my mom that we鈥檙e dating!! She won鈥檛 let me date! Let鈥檚 keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.

    3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I鈥檓 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.

    4th graders: Hey, I think you鈥檙e cute!! Wanna date? I don鈥檛 think my girlfriend will mind.......

    5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here鈥檚 my numberrrrrr.

    6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don鈥檛 tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I鈥檒l text you later!

    7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you鈥檙e not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.

    8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS

    Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....

    Spring

    • These two guys were texting each other.

    Guy 1: How are you?

    Guy 2: I鈥檓 great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*

    Guy 1: ???

    Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)

    Dick pic

    • When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

    "Enjoy the little things."

    Mom

    • This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.

    Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.

    Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.

    Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!

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    • Lol

    • Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

    Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

    Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

    Stacy: lol