What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing Karen Song.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017 it’s now 2018 and I’m still waiting for him to open it
Hello everyone how is your day today?
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
Guess what's 'tiiiimmeeeee ABDE'?
....yes, it is long time no see
My mom bought me a car and she called me an ungrateful b**ch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time
Hi guys I am Logan Taub the toad, I just want to say that by cock is so so so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also I am trans👍
me: the last time I used DUOLINGO was WHEN THE DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT.
duolingo: lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)