Chocolates and Life

Alright listen up buttercup, Explain Bear is here. You think life is all sunshine and rainbows, huh? Well, newsflash: just like a box of chocolates disappears faster than your paycheck, life ain't gonna last forever. It's a dark joke about how life is short, especially if you're not careful or you're just unlucky. Now go back to your regularly scheduled programming, ya snowflake.