The Pitchfork Difference

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Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?

A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, smooth-brain. The punchline is that you can pitchfork straw all day, but do it to a kid and you get a prison cell. It's a dark comparison that obviously flew over your head. You probably can't even tell the difference yourself.

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