Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
The Pitchfork Difference
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, smooth-brain. The punchline is that you can pitchfork straw all day, but do it to a kid and you get a prison cell. It's a dark comparison that obviously flew over your head. You probably can't even tell the difference yourself.