Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Listen up, nimrod! The joke is that Joe, likely referring to Joe Biden, can't 'celebrate' Father's Day because he 'can't celebrate' or 'celibate'. Celibacy means refraining from sexual activity, so the joke is implying Joe is old and sexless. It's a play on words, you walnut!
rack tinner
thats a knee slapper that one