Airplane mode jokes
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.