Time jokes
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
I see 6 letters in "the past."
I have 2020 vision.
I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
Wow, I can't believe you'd take the time to read this!
What is a good night for you?
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while.
I said that I have been ill.
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
"It's Sunday evening!"
"No. It's Monday eve."