When is the last time you picked up the phone?
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Which flies cannot be seen..?
Time flies
That's the last time we park the tardis outside the portaloos at Glastonbury
Why did the clock went out to the gazebo? To spend some time out .
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son. We both drank them at the same time, and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
Life is better without my dad annoying me(him smacking me,screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree? Time to get a new Christmas tree 🎄
Every time someone calls you you a little different car? Just say no I’m not
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it it gets shorter
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
I found the best Gofundme https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you love 💕 a good time of my day
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Mummy how was i born? Mummy replyed well you father and i got married and soon i became fat and you came out and then in out in out and after u did that a millon times u were born
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (alphabet lore) I would be Rich
I poo 11 times a day.
“What time is it?”
“Daytime.”
how many times can you subtract ten from one thousand
one after that your subtracting ten from 990
