Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is dark. Get it? Because the dude is gonna die. The doctor is counting down the man's last seconds instead of giving him a real answer. You probably think doctors are nice or something. Newsflash, they're people too, and some people are jerks!