Aisan jokes

Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."

What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist fuck!

Now it's time to make fun of Asians.

What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.

Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.

Why can't Asians play cricket?

Because they will eat the ball.