Aisan jokes

Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."

What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist fuck!

Now it's time to make fun of Asians.

What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.

Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.

Why can't Asians play cricket?

Because they will eat the ball.

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."

What do you call an Asian who can't hear?

Wha U Sai

Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.

If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.