Boomerang Jokes

Puns

John Doe
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I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

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Yo mama

dev
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Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Stick

Anonymous
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.

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Puns

Anonymous
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i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me

Orphan

Anonymous
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Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back

Orphan

Anonymous
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One day an orphan threw a boomerang and it didn’t come back like it’s parents

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Orphanage

Logan clark
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Why do orphans work boomerangs. Because it’s the only thing that comes back

Orphan

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Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

Orphan

angel
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Q: why do orphans love boomerangs? A: because they actually come back

Plane

Anonymous
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What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?

A Boomerang

Dad

vlad 3.0
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What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?

Daddy

Hope

Beep Boop Bop
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Here are a few:

While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said "Sorry! It's been awhile since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.

Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!

Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.

You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.

Orphanage

Benporter
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What do you call a boomerang that does not come back

A orphans parents

Orphan

Joe mama
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Why do orphans love boomerangs?

Because they actually come back.

Orphan

Meh
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What is the difference between a boomerang and a orphans dad ?

The boomerang comes back

Orphan

Fat kid on Main Street
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One day a orphan bought a boomerang he threw it and it didn’t come back

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Orphan

quandale dingle
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Dads are like boomerangs. I hope.

Orphan

Anonymous
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Why do orphans love boomerangs? They come back