I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.

Yo mama’s so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back

i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me

One day an orphan threw a boomerang and it didn’t come back like it’s parents

Why do orphans work boomerangs. Because it’s the only thing that comes back

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back

A orphans parents

What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?

Daddy

Here are a few:

While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said “Sorry! It’s been awhile since I’ve possessed a body.” She looked horrified.

Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!

Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.

You won’t eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won’t eat a person.

One day a orphan bought a boomerang he threw it and it didn’t come back

What is the difference between a boomerang and a orphans dad ?

The boomerang comes back

You know why orphans like boomerang? Because they come back unlike their parents

Why do orphans love boomerangs??

Because they come back

I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back

Dads are boomerangs, I hope. 🍆😆😌😬😮‍💨😬

What ya call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick

Why do orphans love boomerangs? They always come back.

We should stop

wait but who is the orphan going to tell THe boomerang