Puns

John Doe

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

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Orphan

Anonymous

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back

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Stick

Anonymous

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.

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Orphan

Anonymous

One day an orphan threw a boomerang and it didn’t come back like it’s parents

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Dad

vlad 3.0

What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?

Daddy

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Orphan

Benporter

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back

A orphans parents

Orphan

Anonymous

Why do orphans love boomerangs??

Because they come back

Puns

Anonymous

i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me

Orphan

Fat kid on Main Street

One day a orphan bought a boomerang he threw it and it didn’t come back

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Yo mama

dev

Yo mama’s so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Orphan

Anonymous

You know why orphans like boomerang? Because they come back unlike their parents

Orphan

Logan clark

Why do orphans work boomerangs. Because it’s the only thing that comes back

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Beep Boop Bop

Here are a few:

While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said “Sorry! It’s been awhile since I’ve possessed a body.” She looked horrified.

Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!

Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.

You won’t eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won’t eat a person.

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Orphan

orphan :)

Dads are boomerangs, I hope. 🍆😆😌😬😮‍💨😬

Dad

Anonymous

Boomerangs come back, But your dad never did.

Boomerang

hewo

I think am a boomerang because I always come back to you

Cross

Anonymous

Why did the dog cross the road twice? Because he was trying to catch a boomerang

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Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama’s so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Orphan

Anonymous

How is an orphan like a boomerang? They always come back!

Orphan

Orphan Obliterator

Why do orphans love boomerangs… because they actually come back