Puns

John Doe

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

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Stick

Anonymous

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.

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Yo mama

dev

Yo mama’s so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Orphan

Anonymous

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back

Puns

Anonymous

i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me

Orphan

Anonymous

One day an orphan threw a boomerang and it didn’t come back like it’s parents

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Orphanage

Logan clark

Why do orphans work boomerangs. Because it’s the only thing that comes back

Orphanage

Benporter

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back

A orphans parents

Dad

vlad 3.0

What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?

Daddy

Hope

Beep Boop Bop

Here are a few:

While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said “Sorry! It’s been awhile since I’ve possessed a body.” She looked horrified.

Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!

Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.

You won’t eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won’t eat a person.

Orphan

Fat kid on Main Street

One day a orphan bought a boomerang he threw it and it didn’t come back

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Orphan

Meh

What is the difference between a boomerang and a orphans dad ?

The boomerang comes back

Orphan

Anonymous

You know why orphans like boomerang? Because they come back unlike their parents

Orphan

Anonymous

Why do orphans love boomerangs??

Because they come back

Sadness

Anonymous

I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔

Orphan

Anonymous

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back

Orphan

orphan :)

Dads are boomerangs, I hope. 🍆😆😌😬😮‍💨😬

Stick

Anonymous

What ya call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick

Orphan

Anonymous

Why do orphans love boomerangs? They always come back.

Orphan

Anonymous

We should stop

wait but who is the orphan going to tell THe boomerang