I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
I: Get a boomerang type: Why? Me: Because for frisbee you need friends.
One day a orphan bought a boomerang he threw it and it didn’t come back
what makes William Afton and a boomerang common? They always come back.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now i live in constant fear
I forgot what a boomerang was oh well it’ll come back to me
We should stop
wait but who is the orphan going to tell THe boomerang
Why did the dog cross the road twice? Because he was trying to catch a boomerang
I think am a boomerang because I always come back to you
why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? because they had no one to pick them up. what's a orphans best friend? a boomarange because it's the only thing that ever came back.
I said to my wife that she's that ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back
wi doo orphan play with boomerang because they come back
What is the difference between orphans dad and a boomerang?? Oh.....one comes back
why are orphans not boomerangs because they never comeback
What's a orfons favourite toy
A boomerang because it came back unlike there peronts
