Boomerang jokes
I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!
Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.