Boomerang jokes
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.
While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!
Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
I threw a boomerang years ago. Now I live in constant fear.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.