I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.

What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?

Daddy

Why do orphans work boomerangs. Because it’s the only thing that comes back

One day an orphan threw a boomerang and it didn’t come back like it’s parents

Yo mama’s so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back

A orphans parents

i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me

Here are a few:

While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said “Sorry! It’s been awhile since I’ve possessed a body.” She looked horrified.

Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!

Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.

You won’t eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won’t eat a person.

One day a orphan bought a boomerang he threw it and it didn’t come back

You know why orphans like boomerang? Because they come back unlike their parents

Why do orphans love boomerangs??

Because they come back

Dads are boomerangs, I hope. 🍆😆😌😬😮‍💨😬

What ya call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick

I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔

I think am a boomerang because I always come back to you

Why did the dog cross the road twice? Because he was trying to catch a boomerang

How is an orphan like a boomerang? They always come back!

Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because then they can play catch.