Boomerang jokes
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.