I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.
While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!
Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Why do orphans like boomerang more then there parents? The boomerang comes back
One day I saw a kid cry so I go. Let's go find your parents. I miss my job at the orphanage
why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
