Puns

John Doe

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

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Orphan

Anonymous

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back

Stick

Anonymous

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.

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Dad

vlad 3.0

What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?

Daddy

Orphan

Logan clark

Why do orphans work boomerangs. Because it’s the only thing that comes back

Orphan

Anonymous

One day an orphan threw a boomerang and it didn’t come back like it’s parents

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Ugliness

dev

Yo mama’s so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Orphan

Benporter

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back

A orphans parents

Puns

Anonymous

i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me

Son

Beep Boop Bop

Here are a few:

While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said “Sorry! It’s been awhile since I’ve possessed a body.” She looked horrified.

Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!

Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.

You won’t eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won’t eat a person.

Orphan

Fat kid on Main Street

One day a orphan bought a boomerang he threw it and it didn’t come back

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Orphan

Anonymous

You know why orphans like boomerang? Because they come back unlike their parents

Orphan

Anonymous

Why do orphans love boomerangs??

Because they come back

Orphan

orphan :)

Dads are boomerangs, I hope. 🍆😆😌😬😮‍💨😬

Stick

Anonymous

What ya call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick

Sadness

Anonymous

I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔

Boomerang

hewo

I think am a boomerang because I always come back to you

Cross

Anonymous

Why did the dog cross the road twice? Because he was trying to catch a boomerang

Orphan

Anonymous

How is an orphan like a boomerang? They always come back!

Orphan

Anonymous

Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because then they can play catch.