I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.
While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!
Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
