Boomerang

Boomerang Jokes

Memory

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

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  • Stick

    What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.

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  • Store

    While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.

    Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!

    Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.

    You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.

    Orphan

    An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.

    Jesus

    Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!

    Frisbee

    I: "Get a boomerang."

    Type: "Why?"

    Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."

    Orphan

    One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.

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  • News

    I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔

    Day

    One day I threw a boomerang...

    Now I live in constant fear.

    Orphan

    We should stop.

    Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?

    The boomerang!

    Orphan

    Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?

    A: They come back, unlike their parents.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

    One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

    Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.