Fruit Ninja and a Blade

  • Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

    Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

    I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

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  • Explanation

  • The joke uses the game "Fruit Ninja" as a metaphor for self-harm. The setup involves the harmless childhood memory of playing a game, which is then twisted to reveal that the 'cutting' is now being done in real life, which is a very dark implication. The punchline emphasizes the irony of not being allowed a phone at school but still finding a way to harm themselves with a blade, thus revealing self-harming behavior.

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