Blind people jokes
Why can't blind people eat fish? Because it's sea food.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
Why don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.