Blind people jokes
Why can't blind people eat fish? Because it's sea food.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Why don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"