Blind people jokes
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
Memes
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
what do blind people and orphans have in conman? they both cant see they're parents...
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
Why don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.