Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Why don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.