Blind people

Blind People Jokes

Blind Person

So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.

When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.

Jedi

Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?

They are always swinging a stick.

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  • Time

    In my free time, I like to help blind people.

    Verb, not adjective.

    Orphan

    What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?

    They both can't see their parents.

    Guy

    Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.

    Fight

    How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"

    People

    Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!

    Contest

    When I have a staring contest, I always win.

    Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

    Orphan

    What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.

    Go-kart

    If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.