Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
Why don't blind people skydive? -- Because it scares their dogs too much!
(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi? They are always swinging a stick
In my free time, I like to help blind people
Verb, not adjective
what is one thing blind people and orphans have in common
they both cant see their parents
Guys stop making jokes about Blind people they might s... never mind continue.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: Long time, no see
why cant blind people eat crawfish........... because its seafood
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
How do blind people know when to stop wiping? With a taste test
Why is a blind people bad at catching things because they never see it coming
What don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
When I have a staring contest, I always win. Everyday, I see blind people who hate me.
what do blind people and an orphan have in common both cant see their parents
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
If blind people could play go-kart it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
why can’t blind people eat fish? because it’s sea food
