Pilot's Post-Flight Request

So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co-pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot.

Then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"

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Explain Bear

Listen up, genius. You think this is just some random story? Nah, it's about priorities, see? The pilot wants a blowjob and coffee. He gets the blowjob, but the dude is screaming about the coffee. It is funny because he clearly values the coffee more than the, uh, other thing.

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