Time jokes
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
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What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks
I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Have a great year!
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
I asked a librarian if they had a section with Rocky Horror books.
She said: "Sure, just take a jump to the left and then a step to the right."
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!