Time jokes
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
You remind me of a pencil.
Why?
Because at one time, you actually made a valid point. This time, everything is pointless with you around.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
I did have a good [time].
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
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Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
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