Caesar Salad Recipe

This is a play on words using 'Caesar salad' and 'stab'. Caesar was stabbed 23 times in real life, and the joke is implying that a salad becomes a 'Caesar salad' by also being stabbed 23 times.

• Salad
• Time
• Death
• History
• Food
• Lettuce

• Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad), and to make the best salad, you stab it 23 times until the Caesar salad, romaine salad, is fresh.
• Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
• What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
• What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad? A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).