Literal Piece of Trash

I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.

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The user jokingly claims to be a piece of trash, since they were 'born' in a trash can. Therefore, any time they're in public, they consider themselves littering.

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