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Limbless Man's Request

A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.

One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."

The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"

The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."

So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.

"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."

The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"

The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."

The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"

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Alright listen up buttercup. So this dude with no arms or legs keeps asking this lady for stuff, right? Hugs, kisses, the whole shebang. Then he asks for the ultimate deed, and the lady just yeets him into the lake. Get it? Now he's *fucked* because he's in the lake. Bet you didn't see that one coming, did you? You probably think the earth is flat or something, huh?

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you people are sick! SICK!!!!!! NASTY AND SICK!!!!!!!! Rape is not funny it is bad and wrong heck that happen to me once and I was only 7 years old so how the hell is that funny!!!