First Time Sex Conversation

The humor comes from the son's unexpected inability to sit down after his first sexual encounter because his butt hurts, which implies the sex was rough or painful. It's a play on the typical 'father-son talk' about sex.

• Sex
• Son
• Dark Humor
• Butt
• Dad
• Time

• Son: Dad, do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Ohhh yeah, I do! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out.
• My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game. You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.
• I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
• Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity? Son: Dad, please don't. Dad: Exactly.