People are like trees... They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe
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Say toast 3 times. Spell toast 3 times. What do you put in a toaster. What is the answer.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time? Because Paul Walker crashed into it
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My favorite thing to do on my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? "Same time next month?"
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says..
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my abc's?
Teacher: Go ahead, i guess....
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Wheres the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
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Kid: why do orphans like tennis
Dad: because it's the only time they get love
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery story. The young boy then screams to a random woman “ your an ugly bitch”. The mother grabs her son, and says “ I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn't have the time
what's the best time to hang out with an indian? when your nose is clogged.
What’s emo kids likes to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
one time in my dream i had a dream that all people in wheelchair could walk it was awesome i could walk
How does an American know that his time has come? He starts hearing Vietnamese.
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!” He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!” He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?” “No, this is the rink manager!”
One day i was texting my friend on roblox and i made her made her mad. she told me she was gonna kill me. that night she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 pm sharp. but she made sharp in all caps. so i went to the bathroom at pm the next day. now i know what she meant by SHARP on roblox...... she brought a knife and i was in hell by then. like for the next part!
