What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Time Jokes
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
Have a great year!
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
