Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
Yo Mama Pre-Ordered the Bible
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, chucklehead. This "yo mama" quip is all about how ancient your mom is. Like, she's so old she put in an order for the Bible before it was even written. Think about it, genius: The Bible took ages to write! Now, go back to drooling on your keyboard.