New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents."
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
"I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him đ„°đ„°đ„°
like this if you don't like school
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
One day I came home from school and said to my dad 'I got expelled from school today' he said ' how' I said I threw my book at the teacher' he asked why' I told him we were doing an anti-bullying program and my teacher said words can't hurt me so I threw my dictionary at her. '
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
What is the part of school with all the autistic called? Downtown
Theres an outbreak of the foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
Teacher: your bag is heavy what's in there!
Weird Kid: Magazines
Teacher:"What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?" Student:"Mistakes in the dark make children"
the teacher told me to put my MP3 away so i brought out my MP5, now that bitch knows what not to tell me
Whatâs a school shooters favorite anime
Assassination classroom
My teacher told me, "You have no idea how powerful this quote is." I looked at her and told her, "You don't know how powerful the shotgun in my bookbag is."
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kidâs sketchers light up.
