Two boys were arguing in class one day when the teacher walked in to the classroom. The teacher asked them, “Why are you arguing?”

One of the boys replied, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher. “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

What’s a school shooters favorite anime

Assassination classroom

Teacher: I’m sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I’ll show you my own 74 Classroom: visible panic

Teacher: What month is it? Quiet kid: AUG-ust Classroom: visible concern

When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a dance party.

So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out the classroom the only fire they saw was out of a gun.

When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom and you think your in the clear but the Down syndrome kid says “goodbye”

How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.