Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This one's for you. So, this dude tells his mom he needs to go to the hospital because he can see when he closes his eyes. Get it? He's supposed to see when his eyes are open, not closed! You probably thought closing your eyes meant you'd see rainbows and unicorns. No, dummy, it's just darkness. Face it, you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?