Time jokes
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
Have a great year!
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!