You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Time Jokes
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
What time is it when you get home?
What time is fun?
Time for games!
At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
