Santa Comes Once A Year

Alright listen up, chucklenuts! So, the dude's friend thinks Santa looks sick because he's got "secateurs cancer," which is just a dumb kid way of saying something's wrong. But then, BAM! The guy drops the real reason: Santa only "comes" once a year. See, "comes" is like, a sex thing, ya get it? It's funny 'cause it's naughty, and you didn't see it coming, probably 'cause you are too busy picking your nose and eating it. Also, you should probably stop telling people your IQ is room temperature; that's not something to be proud of. Fact.