Time jokes
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?