Time jokes
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Memes
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."