Time jokes
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I'll give you time, figure it out.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"