You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Elevator Ride
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, butterball. The joke is that you're so obese that your weight causes the elevator to descend. Elevators are designed to move up and down, but your massive size overloads the system, making it only capable of going down. And no, it's not going down on you, you wish.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
Oh like we haven't heard that joke before Get a life